dangergays:

my boyfriend broke up with me and my 80 year old 5 foot tall old indian grandmother told me that there are lots of men. i thought she was going to say “in the sea” but she said “they’re like flies” and made a disgusted face. she hates flies

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notimefordirtytalk:

You know, if you watch the lion king closely, you can find a lot of simbalism.

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me: ok i’ll study at 8:00

clock: 8:00

me: *pretends i didn’t see*

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dekufox:

pennyisdreadful:

raideo:

lightsaurora:

MORE DADDY MORE

THROW ME AGAIN

I WANNA FLY DADDY

omg ;v;

That last one that cat is like “Whoa, I think that’s a record.”

this is adorable

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pokeybooks13:

sadtrashbuckybarnes:

disneys-always-first:

Never not reblog

One thing that always bothered me about that picture of mulan, more than the obvious artifice which is pretty out of character, is the colour of her outfit. The general consensus seems to be that mulan took place in the Northern Wei dynasty, but during the Tang Dynasty which preceded it, the colour yellow, especially bright yellow, had become the exclusive domain of the Emperor. And in those times disrespect to the Emperor could cost you your head at best and the lives of you and your entire family at worst. So, y know, maybe don’t put her in yellow clothes.

I love the history side if tumblr

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vis-ionary:

dw00dz:

c-hange:

reality is girls have stretch marks and instead of shaming and photo shopping people should accept and embrace it.

women are beautiful as fuck.

Yes.

if youre freaked out by stretch marks youre weak and pathetic everyone has them

vis-ionary:

dw00dz:

c-hange:

reality is girls have stretch marks and instead of shaming and photo shopping people should accept and embrace it.

women are beautiful as fuck.

Yes.

if youre freaked out by stretch marks youre weak and pathetic everyone has them

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sadtit:

sadvaporwavebabe:

please dont name your children after flowers (rose, daisy, lily, etc.) unless you are plantkin it is cultural appropriation

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im naming all my pets, children, family members, lamps, and food items after flowers.

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freddyskrueger:

laurenjauregei:

how to be smooth as hell with your crush

*takes notes*

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the difference between tattoed people and not tattoed people is….

the difference between tattoed people and not tattoed people is….

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sorelatable:

Freshmen about to be in the hallways like

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fun fact i knew this girl from camp who had a british accent but she wasn’t from england and then one day i went to her house and her parents didn’t have a british accent either so i asked her where she got it from because i was really confused and she told me her parents faked it until she was 7 because they wanted a child with a british accent

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saevuswinds:

thegailygrind:

Cool Jesus at Chicago pride

I’m still laughing at that police officer he’s all like, “God bless you go Jesus”

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chraystmaseve:

omgoswin:

kylesbogusjourney:

Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.

Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.

Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.

 #OOOO FUCKING OWND YOU GOT FUCKING SLAM DUNKED SON YOU’RE GONNA NEED LIKE TEN FEDORAS TO COVER THAT BRUISE FUCKNUTS

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cestpapillon:

krampuslips:

foxes are the most important animals on earth

im going to keep reblogging this until it isn’t cute anymore

a fox ripped off the head of one of my pets and wasted the rest of it isnt that so cute wow i love foxes

cestpapillon:

krampuslips:

foxes are the most important animals on earth

im going to keep reblogging this until it isn’t cute anymore

a fox ripped off the head of one of my pets and wasted the rest of it isnt that so cute wow i love foxes

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