friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?”
I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.
Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.
SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole.
I didn’t know I needed this in my life until now.
This is never not funny
Back in 2012, William Finnegan of The New Yorker traveled to Madagascar with the Turtle Conservancy to document the plight of the Critically Endangered Ploughshare Tortoise (Astrochelys yniphora). These beautiful animals have been pushed to the brink of extinction due to the illegal wildlife trade. newyorker
Why is cheating a thing like I honestly don’t understand it. Literally why, if you’re not happy with a person then leave. Leaving is easier, leaving is nicer, leaving is better for the other person. But cheating it fucking destroys the person. Like I don’t understand. If you’re not happy leave. Why is cheating a fucking thing god damn it
pretty much ask myself this often..
I’ve never been more emotional about any social media post in my entire life
UPDATE: guys Beth Broderick tweeted yesterday that this Salem is THE SAME SALEM!!! He’s 20 years old man!!!! 20!
That Salem is still kicking is all I care about.
RIP Mike Brown. His momma said she didn’t want anymore pics of him laying dead on the street so she shared pics of him as she knew him. This is one…And I swear if it’s the last thing I do on this bloody website we are gunna make sure this doesn’t get forgotten. If we can’t get justice we’ll get change. The event in ferguson show that things have to fucking change